Monday, March 20, 2017

Poem: Morning Routine


Open that cabinet
CREEEAK!

Where’s that mug?
CLANG!

Close that cabinet
SMACK!

Grab that coffee urn
KLUNK!

Pour that coffee
CORRRSH!

Put back the urn
KER-KLUNK!

Drink that coffee
GLUG!

Burn my tongue
YAOW!

Sip that coffee
SSSIP!

Yell at that guy slackin'
HHHEY!

Whistle 'cuz he can’t hear
SHREEET!

Still no answer
PSSSHH!

Spit on the floor
SSSPIT!

Pound my fist
BAOMCH!

Mugs in the cabinet
CLANG!

Door opens
CREEEAK!

Mugs fall out
CAK-KARSH!

I paid for those
FUUUCK!

Pound both my fists
BA-BAOMCH!

‘Nother mug falls out
KRACK-ARSSH

Just as well
BAAAH!

Swig my coffee
SHHLURP!

Still too hot
YEEEOW-FUCK!

Now I’m up
AHH!



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